Pepe Le Sera

Woman mistakes skunk for a cat, gets sprayed

Mon Sep 15, 9:05 PM ET
MOUNT CARMEL, Pa. - A Pennsylvania woman who thought she was petting a neighbor's cat [Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault.]got a smelly surprise when it turned out to be a skunk. [Yoo-the-hoo mi amour. I am seeking and you are finding, my precious dove! ] Not only did the skunk spray the woman before dawn [It's always smelliest before the dawn.] Monday, but it ran into her Mount Carmel home. [followed by a gray rabbit, a black duck, a lisping cat, a little yellow bird, a coyote, a roadrunner, a very fast mouse, a tazmanian devil, a little bald guy with a speech impediment, a cowboy with a big red moustache, a giant red hairy monster, a singing frog and finally a stuttering pig.]
Police spent hours at the home before leaving the scene [wearing hazmat suits and gas masks], but there was no immediate word if they were able to remove the animal. [When police were asked to comment, their reply was simply "Th-Th-Th-That's all folks!"