Friday, February 6, 2009

Perv Sera


Thanks to follower Beachterp for the heads up of this story. The orginal story, along with photos, can be seen on The Smoking Gun at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html


Make sure you check out the pages after it, especially the one showing the police report at the end.


Blow-up Doll Party


Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners


FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. [Cops are always trying to front on the true playas! C'mon, don't hate the playa, hate the game.] Shoppers called cops [911: 911 Emergency Response. What's your emergency. ... Caller: Uh, yeah. There is a guy f**king a doll in the Publix parking lot. ... 911: Uh, ok ma'am. Stay on the phone with me. Can you describe him. ... Caller: Yes. He is a white male, early to mid 50s ... 911: Oooh yes. Caller: goofy look on his face, thin spikey hair... 911: Oooh yes. Keep going. ... Caller: He's wearing shorts with a hole in the crotch... 911: OOOOOHHHHH. YES! .... Caller: And he is having a doll's mouth rubbing up and down on his ...911: YES! YES! YES! OOOHHHH. Someone get me a cigarette.] when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car[What else is a pimp gonna drive], which was parked directly in front of a Publix store [Apparently this guy thought the store was called Pubix, and was coming to add to his collection]. Evidence photos showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls[A man that sexy cannot be expected to be a one-doll man] in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing [Dat's right. Gots ta keep his pimp hand strong] the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." [Of course. Dem hoes need some fly gear to get dat money. Everyone knows Target has the fliest gear anywhere.] Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area."[Poor guy. 3 inch opening corresponds with a 3 inch, er, nevermind] Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts,"[Of course!. Underwear is for suckas!] noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot.